UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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LOL.    cant wait for that farking day to come. 1 week left with the 1st module to start off in EXAM. SHORT AND SWEET POST before i start posting after a week from now.  (:

/me SALUTE !

THAT IS SO RETORD

Its undescribe-able in words,

For this four letter meanings,

some says as easy as 123,

while others disagree.

Seems complicated yet simplifed.

Positive or Negative feelings,

“Things just sink in after realization”(© PR)

With the sun setting down across the ocean,

It’s time to anticipate,

the word ”Forward”.

Finally, the photos are recieved and time to post some fun + retard + lame + memoriable happenings in the class gathering on last friday. (:

Had a uniform theme for the gathering so everyone of us have to wear school uniform there. But there’s always bound to be spoilers. LOL. where some people dress like ah pek and not school-U while some wear like they are going to wetmarket. Majority of us wear so it was fine. the uniform was only to make us look nerds and more fun in taking photos.

When i drove my car over to eric house, my car was filled with uniform-ed people. and strangers that saw students inside the car is (? . ?)  Lol. The whole thing started late since we all are not puntucal people. Had alot foods. celebrate kenny’s birthday there since it was convenience (: – Brought a pandan cake with whipped cream squeeze on top for him.

Had games afterward and the forfeit is rather disgusting. (1) Rice Crackers filled with wasabi   (2) Cereal with Baby food    (3) Parsley with milk    (4) Bittergroud   (5) A shot of Alcholol   (6) Minced Garlic mixed with Cheese.   All of us had eaten one of the forfeit except the WINNER of the muscial chair. woot.

After some games, the function room turned out to be a karoke room / gambling den / drinking corner. LOL. and all sorts of funny stuffs happened. At the end of the day, I CANNOT DRINK. :(  “If you drink, dont drive” and they want me to drive.. $#^$%&^^%*%$^ . But it was fun to watch them getting drunk and retard-ing around.

there will be another gathering after the exams and im going to drink to my heart content. Pictures shows more so HERE COMES. You can click on the picture to enlarge. i have link them all to photobucket. (:

Getting Ready for the Class Gathering

Look like some ”School” Orientation. lol

BingHui show her true colours.

Food Prepared. (CANT FINISH WTFBBQ)

Comical Way of drawing our class. Close resemblance

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Musical Chair in Progress..

CINDY vs CHONKAH    —————- > CHONKAH (winner) The ”Kiasu-est” of all

From top left  in clockwise: Garlic with cheese, Bittergroud, parsley with milk, wasabi + ricecracker

BingHui with her Ulitmate face expressions.

Eric with his kingkong face expression. LOL

Eric : “Awwwwwww, i dont feel well”…….

 Qh : “Let me feel~ (:”

Nicole : “Fark you! . no Gayism here”

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“They are so nice to give me an birthday cake….”

Qh : “hold the cake and make a wish”

Kenny : “OK> ^^”

TAA-DAN~ LOL

His Real birthday cake made by Nicole Tia (Icecream Cake)

Although Appearance sucks, the taste = power

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Four Students posing for Alchololic Drinks Ads

 Underage Students Gathering to Drink. O.O

Look at peirong = half wild

10 Minutes later, peirong =  Fully wild

She and her drink. + Me and my nth.  

Drinking, Drank, Drunk = Drunktards.

The three winners who drank the most. LOL.

Gambling Den

BH : “Hey sexy, whatca you looking at?”

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SCANDALICIOUS

 EDWIN SHY-NESS, SHIRLEY DARE-NESS

LASTLY, RETARDED-NESS

Ai-tio-s. ^^ (updating blog takes a super shit long time)

Thinking of that, i havent did the new year resolutions as during that time, I DID NOT HAVE A BLOG + I WAS OUT FOR COUNTDOWN WITH A DAMN DEPRESSING MOOD. so ya, didnt really think of any damn resolutions until now. I didnt give it a deep thoughts for the following points im going to write. so it might be just some dick comments from me as time passes. lol

• Sticking to the motto of “I’m a changing man” as well as possible.
• Finding some adventures/hobbies that interest me alot and eventually, quit gaming. LOL
• Have an great acomplishment in my life.
• Money for expedition trips to scale mountains.
• Getting into a company and make a name and make big $$$$.

Cant think of anything right now simply because there’s 3 tests on monday and mood = saddenning. How i wish for the exams to end faster so i could drink my heart to content. damn i regret driving to the class gathering on friday and not able to drink.

No inspiration or ideas to draw out. so i present u this.

Life’s a sad truth :)

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=fur_farm&Player=wm

 This video shows how the animals are skinned for fur. Its done by the china people in some mountain / isolated areas where animals are reared and skinned alive. Advised watching. Human’s intregrity sure is shit at certain times. money makes the world go round, in the process, it kills nature.

And its funny when im a human and watch this video, i complained about it and feel so fucking.. :( 

How i hope some bombs drop on china and booomm. die fuckers.

Predator got a funny colour. LOL

Well, finally found a template that it simple and nice. hot babe surfing on the header.woot

Been trying to put the blogskins into blogspot.com but the CCS editting part is screwed up. In the end, giveup on blogspot.com and went to wordpress. The interface for posting and editting is better but the bad thing is, paying money for full CCS editting.  :(

There will be some STICK’s Adventure now and then as blogging everytime about daily things is too typical. i got too much time to kill in another sense.

Lastly, Pay a visit to    http://nbnl.globalwhelming.com     when u are bored or just finding something funny to entertain yourself. There’s cartoon art, games links, etc. It’s a website for lonely souls  who got “No Buns, No Life”.

Ai-tio-s. ^^